Sorry, Bill. dabs has been dead to me for a long, long time.

And perhaps, I assumed incorrectly, that you mensa types with your long range looky-lou photo lenses, had ESPN's reported evidence video, figured out, before the average ESPN bear!

Now, I was at a funeral for a friend this weekend, who owns DIRT modifieds, and a DIRT sanctioned track up here, quite unexpectedly, because life is never fair. My sister-in-law and his widow are best friends. I had the chance to ask questions, of spectators and drivers alike about Canandaigua. It is, according to them, one of the most poorly lit tracks in this area.

Now, this is the simplest of all questions for you, and anyone else, with even the best camera equipment available.

If I'm on the front stretch of a race track filming action on the backstretch, and suddenly, there is a loud motor rev, is it a fair assumption that the noise is coming from a car on the front stretch?

Oh, and never put a cross-eyed kid in a race car.